if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.
Harley Quinn #1
The appropriate response to seeing an abused dog
She is the best.
This is perfect. She is perfect.
Harley quinn is my queen
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
I found this house randomly on Google earth and none of us knew how the hell it got there.
It’s Bjork’s house, Iceland (her home town) gave her this house and the island for putting Iceland on the map.
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
hi i am chinese and there is no such thing as this. some people hang money bags or red envelopes (红包) around their house for good luck—but 5 days occurring in the same month? no. if you look at your calendar, you can see that that many days can happen in any month (this chain went around a couple years ago raving on about july). we also didn’t use the western calendar until the Qing Dynasty fell, so it would be a little dumb to create a “feng shui tradition” that late in our 2000+ history. yeah 8 is like the most auspicious number because it sounds like fortune but like pleaaaaaaaaase don’t just buy into this stuff because it sounds “mystic”. and why would friday, saturday, and sunday be important other than it’s the weekend? people didn’t just magically get money on the weekend. the process for choosing days during which to receive money is lunar-based and much more complicated than that. feng shui has nothing to do with this, too. feng shui is about the orientation of objects around the natural environment (which explains why people would hang things AROUND THEIR HOUSES instead of reblogging some dumb tumblr chain). feng shui has qualities that require you to suspend your disbelief, but it literally has a FOUNDATION in METAPHYSICS. you can’t just pull something about “money” and “luck” out of your butt and call it feng shui.
please please please pass this along with what i’ve written because if i see this pop up on my dash again i might sob because i find this REALLY insulting
Newsflash: People on Tumblr are the same stupid idiots that fall for chain e-mails from Nigerian princes and dead girls.
An undoubtedly large demographic of Tumblr’s user base is straight up ignorant meme-spreading children. Seeing shit like this on here makes me gag.
Sleep. Social Life. Good Grades.